A long time ago, Garrett Calcaterra and I wrote a silly interactive story with Pirates and ninjas and vampires and spaceships and alchemists and more. Like an R-rated Choose-Your-Own-Adventure, written in a Python-esque series of absurdities.
It’s been languishing on Amazon for a while. But now? Oh it’s still there–but now with a slightly improved cover. So if it’s been on your radar, strike now while the fresh cover of paint is still, um, fresh? I’m as bad at metaphors as a dog is at, um, metaphors, but still the point remains.
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